Friendship Sms

Dost chahe Kaisa bhi ho... AWARA PAGAL DIWANA LAFANGA par jab uska sMs milta hai to chehre pe ajib si smile aati hai... tab mehsus hota hai saala, tedha hai par 'MERA' Hai.

I never expect others to remember me.
But, I always drop my message into their inbox to show,
I still remember them with or without their presence..

Zindgi Ke Liye Dil Ki Zarurat Hai,
Dil Ke Liye Khushi Ki Zarurat Hai,
Khushi Ke Liye 1 Dost Ki Zarurat Hai,
& Acche Dost Ke Liye, "O God" Sabko Meri Zarurat hai.

Zindgi Ke Liye Dil Ki Zarurat Hai,
Dil Ke Liye Khushi Ki Zarurat Hai,
Khushi Ke Liye 1 Dost Ki Zarurat Hai,
& Acche Dost Ke Liye, "O God" Sabko Meri Zarurat hai.

Kuch khas doston ke liye do alfaz pesh hain-
Doston se bichad k ye haqiqat malum hui..
Ki beshaq kamine the, Par raunak unhi se thi !!

When a person can find sorrow behind ur smile,
Words behind ur silence, Love behind ur anger,
You can believe that person is ur true friend.

Duniya me Kabhi aapki JEET hogi to Hum Garv se Kahege "That's My FRIEND" aur Apki Haar hui to Hath Pakad ke Aap Ke Paas Bthnge aur Kahenge... "I M u r Friend.

Eevry relation is beautiful but real love is most beautiful,
Every light is good but Moonlight is best
Every friend is sweet but u know meri baat hi kuch aur hai. . .
perfect words said by a friend- if u dont know,thn ask me.if u dont agree, then argue with me. if u dont like, then say it 2 me bt dont start judging me silently.

Dost Kaisa Bhi Ho AWARA, PAGAL, DIWANA
Par
Jab Uska sMs Milta Hai
Tab Mehsus Hota Hai
Tedha Hai Par ‘MERA’ Hai...

Admi ne ground me tatty krke jor se paada...
use dekh suwar ke bchche ne kaha- maa mujhe bhookh lagi hai.
Suwar ki Maa-thoda ruko beta,abhi 1 siti aur ho jane do.


If u find a friend better than me. Go! go ahead i wont stop u.
But when she/he leaves u! Look behind i’ll be there...
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With a big stone in my hand.


A very Nice Observation:
The world’s best friends never have the same nature;
They just have the best “Understanding” of their “Differences.”


When U win, I’LL proudly tell the worLd,
“that’s my Friend”...
But when U Loose, I’ll sit by UR side,
Hold ur hand & say..
“Jab Aata nahi tha to Hoshiyaari kyu maari”


Good Friends r like Tom & Jerry..
Sometimes small Fights & craps keeps them apart,
but they always come back togthr to run a long episode..!!

1 sacha Dost wahi hai jo apka pehla aansu poch le,
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Dusra aansu rok le,
...
aur agar tisra ansu aaya to jor se thapad mare aur kahe “le ab khul ke ro le”

1 candy hoti hai Rs 1 ki,
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1 gulab hota hai Rs 10 ka,
..
1 car hoti hai Rs 5 Laakh ki,
..
Lekin
..
1 dost hota hai “Arbo ka”
..
Bade mehnge ho yaar, Bech du kya?

Friendship is not History to Forget,
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Its not Maths to calculate,
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Its not english to learn,
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Its just like a “BLUE-FILM”.
..
No need to Understand. JUST ENJOY.

When People See My Msgs,
They Think I am Addicted to Messaging.
They Are Wrong
Bcoz
They Don't Know
That I am Addicted
To My Sweet Friends.!!


:::Sweet Poem:::

ONE ONE::2
::I LOVE U

TWO TWO::4
::LOVE ME MORE

THREE THREE::6
::LOVE IS FIX

FOUR FOUR::8
::LOVE IS GREAT

FIVE FIVE::10
::MISS U FRIEND...

Zindgi... Cigarette ki tarah hoti hai,
Enjoy karo... Warna... Sulag to rahi hi hai,
khatam to waise bhi ho hi jayegi. Gud Day!

a friend is 1 who advise u 2 study
...
Well
But
...
A best friend is 1 who stands in Examination hall and says "abe kitna likhega? Ladkiyan jarhi hai"

Hamari dosti tab khatam hogi,
jab ek Goonga ek behre ko phone kar k batayega ki,
ek andhe ne dekha ki ek langda bhag raha tha Ganje k peeche uske baal katne k liye.

If u fail in Exam...
Mom says 3 words- padh lete beta,
Dad says 3 words- ye sudhrenge nahi,
Lover says 3 words- how could u!
but True Friends always say 3 words- 'Tu bhi fail'

apke lakh dost honge,
Un lakho me mai 1 hun,
Jara socho, 100000 Dosto me mai 1 na rahu to kya hoga..?
Result= 00000
to iss 1 ko sambhalkar rakhana..!

Rule of my friendship- Only for my true friends:
I would never mind if you don't miss me or you don't need me,
but you will really hurt me when you need me and you don't tell me.

Value of a relation is not that how much you feel happy with sum one. but the important thing is that.
How much you feel lonely when that person is not with you.

a 5yr old boy asked his Friend, what is FRIENDSHIP?
She replied,
FRIENDSHIP is when you rob my CHOCOLATES everyday from my bag, & I still keep it in the same place...

Friendship is not about "sorry"
It's about "Kamine teri galti hai"
Not about "I m here 4 u"
 but about "kaha hai be"
It's not about "I undrstand"
But "Sab teri wajah se hua manhus"

We met it was luck!
We talked it was chance!
We become friends it was destiny!
We r still friends it is faith!
We will always b friends its a promise.

Best friend vs just friend-
When u r in hospital,
Just friend asks:
Tabiyat kaisi hai?
& Close friend asks Nurse kaisi hai.

Follow 2 things for life long friendship-

1- don't talk if u r angry-

2- don't take the word seriously
From a friend who is angry..

"Respect those friends, who find time for you
in their busy schedule," but
really love those friends,
who never see their schedule, when you need them....

1 stone is enough to break a glass.
1 sentence is enough to break a heart.
1 second is enough to fall in love & 1 SMS is enough to keep relations in touch.

Thandi hai coffee garam karlo,
Patthar Dil ko thoda naram karlo,
Subah se INBOX khali hai mera,
thodi c to yaaro sharam karlo..!

Hansi ko Inbox, ansu ko Outbox,
gusse ko Hold, Muskan ko Sent,
help ko Ok aur Dil ko karo Vibrate...
Phir dekho Jindgi ki Ringtone kitni Pyari bajti hai.

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Sad Sms

Kash ye zalim judai na hoti,
Rabba tune ye cheez banai na hoti,
Na hum unse milte na ye pyaar hota,
Zindgi jo apni thi wo parai na hoti.

Mana ki aaj hum akele reh gaye,
Judai k aasu ankhon se beh gaye,
Rote hue ko kaun chup karaega,
Jo chup karaate the wo hi rone ko keh gaye..

ab Kuch Na Hum Tumhe Kahenge,
Bus Tanhai Me Chup Chap Royenge.
Neend To Meri Aankho Me Aati Nahi,
Chalo, Jab Maut Aayegi Tab Jee Bhar Ke Soyenge.

sookhe patte se pyar kar lenge hum,
tujh par aithbaar kar lenge hum,
tum ye to kaho ki tum hamare ho,
zindgi bhar intazar kar lenge hum.

Khafa Hone Se Pehle Khata Bata Dena,
Rone Se Pehle hasna $ikha Dena,
agar Ja Rahe Ho Humse Dur Tum...
To Jane $e Pehle Judai Me Rehna Sikha Dena.

aap to chand ho jise sab yaad karte hai,
humari kismat to sitaro jaisi hai,
yaad karna to door...log apani khwahish k liye humare tootne ka intezar karte hai.

Jab chhote the tab Bade hone ki tamnna thi,,
Magar ab pata chala ki adhure ehsas aur
tute sapne se achcha adhura home work
aur Tute khilaone the.

kisi se rishta gehra na karna,
bhool kar bhi adhure sapne na sajana,
zindgi me kisi se Dil na lagana,
kyu ki gehre rishte adhure sapne aur Dil...
akser toot jate hain.

Kitni buri lagti hai zindgi jab hum tanha mehsus karte hai,
marne ke baad milte hai 4 kandhe, aur jeete jee hum 1 ke liye taraste hai.

Romantic Sms

Ye Dil pyaar k kabil na raha,
Koi bhi izhar k kabil na raha,
Is Dil me bas gayi Dosti aapki,
ab to chand bhi deedar k kabil na raha!

Mai tujse ek armaan mangta hun,
tujse apni jaan mangta hun,
tu so jayegi mobile off karke
isliye ek good night kiss udhar mangta hun

Hum na hote to aapko gazal kaun kehta,
apke chehre ko gulab kaun kehta,
Ye to karishma hai hum pyar karne walon ka warna pattharon ko Taj Mahal kaun kehta.

Tum se Roj milne ko Dil chahta hai,
kuch sunane aur sunane ko Dil chahta hai,
Hai tumhare manane ka andaz aisa ki,
fir se ruth jane ko Dil chahta hai...

Log kehte firte hai jise hum Pyaar karte hai wo ek chand ka tukda hai,
par unhe kyaa pata jise mai Pyaar karta houn Chand uska ek tukda hai.

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske Dil pe chaya hoga,
pehle socha hoga tujhe JANNAT mein rakh lun phir usse mera khayal aaya hoga.

Hum tumhi se pyar kerte the,
tumhi se pyaar kerte hain,
yahi hamari adat hai aur aadat kab badalti hai.

Chale gaye ho dur kuch pal ke liye,
dur rehkar bhi karib ho har pal ke liye,
kaise yaad na aaye apki ek pal ke liye,
jab Dil me ho tum har pal ke liye.

Ikrar me shabdo ki ahmiyat nahi hoti,
Dil k jazbat ki aawaz nahi hoti,
aankhe bayan kar deti hai Dil ki dastan,
Mohbbat lafzon ki mohtaz nahi hoti.

Aap ko pata hai ki dunia ki sub se khubsurat cheez dekhi nahi jati, mehsoos ki jati hai,
jaise hawa ka jhonka,
shehad ki mithaas,
jaise phoolon ki khushbu, jaise pyar,
Jante ho sub se khubsurat ehsas kya hai,
Aap ka Sath.....!

Subah utho, close-up karo, phir nahake meri photo laga k uske samne dono hath jod k zor se gao 'TUJHE BHUL JANA JANA MUMKIN NAHI TU YAAD NA AYE AISA KOI DIN NAHI..'

I Give up my shoulders to cry,
Hands to hold u,
Legs to walk with u,
But i cant give u my Heart to u
B'coz it's not with me it's yours..

aaj har ek pal khoobsurat hai
dil me sirf teri hi surat hai.
kuch bhi kahe ye duniya,
bas hame duniya se zyada aap ki zarurat hai.

Love Sms

Jab kabhi mausam me khushbuu bikhar jaay...
Jab chandni me raat nikhar jaay......
Jab kabhi bewajah ye dhadkan machal jaay.....
to samajh lena humne app ko yaad kiya!!!

Kya kahun tuje........
khwab kahu to tut jayega
Dil kahu to bikhar jayega
aa tera naam zindagi rakh du
maut se pahele to tera saath na chhoot payega.

Ashiq ne pucha khuda se "tune Dunia ko Pyaar ka dushman kyu bana diya", khuda hansa aur bola "ashiqo ne kaun sa mere sath achcha kiya hai, unhone to Yaar ko hi khuda bana diya."

Har aahat ehsas hamara Dilaegi,
har hawa kissa hamara sunaegi,
Hum itni yaade bhar denge aap k Dil me,
na chahte hue bhi aap ko yaad hamari aaegi

Ankhein khuli ho to chehra tumhara ho,
Aankhein bandh ho to sapna tumhara ho,
Mujhe maut ka dar na hoga,
Agar kafan ki jagah dupatta tumhara ho.

Kitna bebas hai insan kismat k aage,
Kitna dur hai sapana haqiqat k aage,
Koi ruki hui dhadkan se puche,
Kitna tadapta hai Dil Mohabbat k aage.

Ek din hamare annsoon humse pooch baithe,
humey roz -roz kyon bulate ho,
Humne kaha hum yaad to unhe karte hain...
tum kyon chale aate ho.

Log kehte firte hai jise hum Pyar karte hai wo ek chand ka tukda hai,
par unhe kyaa pata jise mai Pyar karta houn Chand uska ek tukda hai.


"Zinda rahe to phir milenge". Magar aap se mil ke Is Dil ne mehasoos kiya hai ki, "Aapse milte rahe to Zinda Rahenge".

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske Dil pe chaya hoga,
pehle socha hoga tujhe JANNAT mein rakh lun phir usse mera khayal aaya hoga.

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New Year Sms

No tear no fear, Khao " kurkure" aur karo "chiyar"
Kyoki kuch din baad hai, "New Year"
Yaad rakhna sabse pehle wish kiya hai humne.
Happy New Year 2012

aaj bhool jao duniya k saare gam,
chalo jama ek sang tum aur hum,
aao baante chaaro taraf khushiyan aur pyar,
chalo Dil khol k bole...
Happy New Year

Din gujar gaya hai intejaar me,
Raat gujar gayi intejar me,
Naya saal mubarak ho apko,
2011 beet gaya aapke sms ke intejar me.
Wish You Very Very Happy New Year


Koi dukh na ho, Koi gham na ho,
Koi ankh kabhi nam na ho, Koi dil kisi ka tode na,
Koi sath kisi ka chhode na, Bus pyar ka darya behta ho...
Kash k 2012 aisa ho...
Happy New Year


aap jahan jaye wahan se kare fly all tear,
sab log aap ko hi mane apna dear,
aap ki har raah ho always clear,
aur Bhagwan de aap ko ek jakkas New Year...
Happy New Year


New rules of life for 2012
...
1. Haste rehne ka...
2. Tension nai lene ka...
3. B positive, eat positive, sleep positive..
4. Mast rehne ka...
5. Har problem ko solve karne ka...
6. Friend k sath life time friendship account kholne ka...
7. Mujh ko yaad rakhne ka...
...
aur mujhe SMS karte rahne ka
Happy New Year


Hazaron duaon, Beshumar wafaon,
An-ginat mohabaton, Be-panah chahaton
...
aur
...
Khushion k dhersare khazane k sath aapko
...
Happy New Year


Nights are dark but days are light,
Wish your life will always be bright.,
So my dear don't get fear,
Coz, god gift us a brand New Year,
*Happy New Year*


My wishes for you in year 2012...
Great start for jan, Love for feb,
Peace for march, No worries for april
Fun for may, Joy for june to nov,
Happiness for dec,
Have a lucky and wonderful 2012


2012 is at the door...Remember
Life is short, break the rules,
Forgive quickly, Love truly,
Laugh uncontrollably, and
Never regret anything that made you smile...
Happy New Year


This is last evening of 2011, Last sun of 2011
Has spread its shine on earth,
Feel remaining Moments of last day,
Scatter Happiness...Best of luck for 2012

A new year, A new challenge,
A new goal, A new optimism,
A new approach, A new mission,
A new resolution, Wishing u a very,
"Happy New Year"

7 tips to make New Year Happy....
1- never be late,
2- don't cheat,
3- life simple,
4- expect little,
5- work more,
6- always smile,
7- never break good relation.
Happy New Year.

Little keys open big locks,
Simple words reflect great thoughts,
Your smile can cure heart blocks,
So keep on smiling it rocks.,
Happy New Year 2012

I wish u to have a .....
Sweetest Sunday, Marvelous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday, Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday, Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great year. Happy New Year

Memorable moment are celebrated together,
You are my best friend for now & forever,
Make me miss you even more this New Year,
Hope this 2012 bring happiness for you dear.

Ten great tips for 2012...
1. Stay out of trouble,
2. Aim for greater heights.
3. Stay focused on your job,
4. Exercise to maintain good health,
5. Practice team work,
6. Rely on your trusted partner to watch your back. Take your time trusting others,
7. Save for rainy days,
8. Rest and relax,
9. Always take time to smile,
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and
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10. Realize that nothing is impossible.
...
Happy New Year 2012

Bhagwan kare aap ko ek Crore rupye Se bhara hua bag mile
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,
aur Har ek note Pe likha ho
.
"HAPPY NEW YEAR".

Naye saal ka kare welcome,
Pichhli ki na ho yade kam.
Naye saal ki dhoom aur masti ho fine..
Isme kahi na ho Smoke, chicken aur, wine.
Luck rahe hamesha shine-shine,
“Happy New Year” wish is mine…!

Pag-pag me ho phoolo ka samna,
na ho kabhui kanto ka samna
* Nav Varsh Ki Shubhkamna *

Nav Varsh ki pawan bela me hai yahi Shubh Sandesh,
har Din aaye aap k Jivan me lekar khushiya Vishesh

Naya Saal aaye banke Ujala,
Khul jaye Aap ki Kissmat ka Tala,
Hamesha Aap per rahe Meherban Upar wala,
Yahi Dua karta hai apka ye chahne wala.
Wish u Very Very Happy New Year

I am Sorry,
Ek Buri Khabar Hai, Mujhe Bhool Jana Plz...
Main Kuch Dino K Baad,Tumhe Hamesha K Liye
Chor Kar Chala Jaonga...
Tumhara apna
Year 2009
But
Tumhe ek Naya DOST De Kar
Ja Raha Hu
Year 2011
So Njoy With It !
Happy New Year

Ek- Khubsurti..!
Ek- Tajgi..!
Ek- Sapna..!
Ek- Sachai..!
Ek- Kalpana..!
Ek- Ahsas..!
Ek- Astha..!
Ek- Vishvas..!
Yahi Hai ek achhe saal Ki Shuruaat..
Happy New Year

Happy New Year
soch rahe ho aaj kyu, ab tum don ko sikhaoge kab wish karna hai don jab
chahta hai tab wish karta hai...
happy HOLI.. ukhad le jo ukhadna hai.

With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D.N.A.
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY NEW YEAR

I am sorry, ek buri khabar hai,
mujhe bhool jana plz...
Main kuch dino k baad,
tumhe hamesha k liye
chhod kar chala jaunga...
tumhara apna year 2011 but
tumhe ek naya Dost de kar
ja raha hu... year 2012
so enjoy
Happy new year

Bhagwan kare ye saal apko raas aa jaye,
Jise aap chahte ho, wo apke paas aa jaye,
aap 2012 me kuware na rahe,
apka rishta leker apki saas aa jaye.
Wish You Very Very Happy New Year

aap jahan jaye wahan se kare fly all tear,
sab log aap ko hi mane apna dear,
aap ki har raah ho always clear,
aur khuda de aap ko ek jakkas New Year
Happy New Year.


Sunehri Dhoop Barsaat ke baad
Sunehri dhoop barsaat k bad,
thori si hansi her baat ke baad,
usi tarah ho mubarak aap ko 2012, 2011 k baad.
Wish u a Happy new year.

Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door,
Purana saal sabse ho raha hai door,
Kya karein yahi hai kudrat ka dastoor,
Purane yaadein sochkar udaas na ho tum,
Naya saal aaya hai chalo...
DHOOM MACHALE, DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM!!

aap humare karib na sahi par Dil me rahte hai,
isliye har dard sahte hai, kahi aap humse pehle na wish kardo,
isliye apko pehle Happy New Year kahte hai.

I wish you 12 months HAPPINESS,
52 weeks LOVE,
365 days SUCCESS,
8760 hours GOOD HEALTH,
525600 minutes GOOD LUCK,
31536000 seconds FUN...
HAPPY NEW YEAR

sabke Dilo me ho sabke liye Pyar,
aane wala har din laye Khushiyon ka tyohar,
is ummid k sath  aao bhul k sare gum...New Year 2012 ko hum sab kare WelCome

Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
sitaro ne asma se salam bheja hai,
mubarak ho apko.....     NEW YEAR
hamne ye paigam bheja hai.

Life is chemistry. Dilute ur sorrows,
evaporate ur worries,
filter ur happiness & you'll find crystals of LoVe may you get best in the LiFe that is my new year wish,
Happy New Year..

Sada dur raho gham ki parchaiyon se,
samna na ho kabhi tanhayion se,
har arman har khwab pura ho aapka
yahi dua hai Dil ki gahraiyon se
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012


Pal Pal se banta hai Ehasas,
ehsas se banta hai Vishvas,
vishvas se bante hai Rishte,
aur rishte se banta hai koi Khas,
Jaise Aap.....
Happy New Year.

This New Year.. may each day be lit with happy moments.. may all your hopes, desires & cherished dreams come true.
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012

Good msg  to a Good Person from a Good Person for a Good reason at a Good time on a Good Day in a Good Month and Good Year
"wish u a very Happy New Year"

Some people have nice eyes, Some have nice smiles & others have nice faces.. But You have all of them with a nice HEART…
wish you happy new year with whole heart!

apki aankho me saje hai jo bhi Sapne aur Dil me chhupi hai jo bhi Abhilashaye,
Yah naya varsh unhe sach kar jaaye
Aap K Liye Yahi Hai Hamari Shubhkamnaye

2011 Sabse ho raha hai dur, Kya kare yahi hai Kudrat ka dastur,
Purani Yade sochkar udaas na hona tum, Naya Saal aaya hai..Dhoom Machale Dhoom. Enjoy New Year

I am sorry, mujhe bhul jana plz... mai 2 dino baad apko hamesha k liye chhodkar ja raha hu,
apka apna 2011
WISH U A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012

Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein,
Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein,
Es Naye Saal ko Gale lagayein,
Karte hai dua hum Rab se sar jhukake...
Es Saal k Sare Sapne pure ho Aapke.
*NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*

isse pehle ki 2011 ast ho, 2011 ka calendar nasht ho,
aap Khushi me Mast ho, Mobile ka network vyast ho,
dua hai 2012 apke liye ZABARDAST ho.
Happy New Year

is rishte ko yunhi banaye rakhna,
Dil me yaado k chirag jalaye rakhna,
bahut Pyara safar raha 2011 ka,
apna sath 2012 me bhi banaye rakhna.
Happy New Year

Funny Sms

Aaj kal 2 chezain sirf
qismat
walo
ko milte hain..
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1) Jungle main ghomta hua
white
hathi..
2) without affair wala
jeevan
sathi...
agree?? = <3 <3 <3 <3 <3



Justin Bieber bar mei beer
peene aaya
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9 bottles peeney ke baad
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Waiter :"Aap ko chadhti kyu
nahi ??? .
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Justin Bieber :"Mai mard
hun
isliye mujhe nhi chadti
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Waiter :"Hahaha chadh gayi
saale ko..   :P :P :P  
 


Boy Ne ek Girl Ko Propose
Kiya
Girl Ne Mana Kar Diya..
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Boy:" i'll wait..
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30 Din tak Tere Ghar k
Niche Khada Rahunga..
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30th Din k baad Girl Boli:" I
Love u..
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Boy:"
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Rehne De !! Ab Teri
Padosan Set Ho Gayi Hai.:P :P

Ek ladki 18th floor se gir padi..
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13th floor pe 1 ladke ne catch kar liya or
pocha mujh se pyar karogi.. ??
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Ladki:" no,,, Ladke ne usay chhod diya..
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9th floor pe 1 aur ladkay na catch kiya or
pocha mujhe kiss karogi.. .
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Ladki:" no, Usne bhi chhod diya..
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Ladki cheekhen marti hui 1 or chance ki dua karne lagi..
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3th floor pe aate aate Pappu ne
catch kar liya..
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Ladki foran boli:" mai tumse pyar bhi
karungi aur kiss bhi karungi"
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Pappu ne usey foran chor diya or bola:" Character less girl, Isse accha to tu mar
jaye "Main sareef banda hu ye galat kam hargiz
nhi karunga... Pappu Rock - Girl popat.. :P :P :P



Kanjoos baap k bete ne
kaha:
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"Papa meri GF pregnant ho
gayi h. 50,000 mang rhi
h, CHUP rehne ke"
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Kanjoos ne khamoshi se
paise de diye.
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2 mahine baad dusra beta
bola:
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"Meri GF pregnant h 75,000
mang rhi hai.
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.
Kanjoos ne khamoshi se de
diye.
.
.
6 mahine baad Kanjoos ki
kuwari beti boli:
.
.
"Daddy, I am pregnant!"
.
.
Kanjoos ne usko gale se
Lagaya Aur beti ka maatha
chum ke kaha:
..........
"Shabaash beti, Ab paise
lene ki baari hamari hai

Teacher:"Kal school kyo
nahi aaye the ??
.
Pappu:"Bird flu tha..
.
Teacher:"Ye to birds me
hotahai..
.
Pappu (Gusse se):"Aadmi
samjha hi kab hai
aapne.. ??
roz to MURGA bana dete
ho....



Cheetah Cigarette Ka Kash
Lagane Hi Wala Tha Ki..
Achanak Chuha Wahan
Aaya Aur Bola,
.
Bhai Chhod Do Nasha, Aao
Mere Sath, Dekho Jungle
Kitna Khubsurat Hai..
.
Cheetah Chuhe Ke Sath
Chal Diya..
.
Aage Hathi Cocaine Le
Raha Tha, Chuha Fir Bola,
Bhai Chhod Do Nasha, Aao
Mere Sath, Dekho Jungle
Kitna Khubsurat Hai..
.
.
Hathi Bhi Sath Chal Diya..
.
.
Aage Sher Whisky Peeney
Ki Tayari Kar Raha Tha,
Chuhe Ne Usse Bhi Woi
Kaha..
.
Sher Ne Glass Side Par
Rakha Aur Chuhe Ko 5-6
Thappad Mare..
.
Hathi Bola:"Kyun Maar
Rahe Ho Is Bechare Ko.. ??
.
Sher Bola:"Ye Saala Roz
Charas peekar Aise Hi
Sabko Puri Raat
Jungle Ghumata
Hai..  

Teacher to student;  Aaj tune

fir homework kyun nahi

kiya.. ??

.

Student:"sir, light nai thi..

.

Sir:"to saale mombati jala

leta..

.

Student:"sir, machis nai

utha sakta tha..

.

Sir:"kyu.. ??

.

Student:"sir, puja ghar me

rakhi thi..

.

Sir:"to uthayi kyun nai.. ??

.

Student:"nahaya -nai tha

sir..

.

Sir:"saale nahaya kyu nai

tha.. ??

.

Student:"paani nahi tha

sir..

.

Sir:"paani kyu nahi tha.. ??

.

Student:"sir motor nahi

chal raha tha..

.

Sir:"ullu k pathhe ab motor

ko kya hua.. ??

.

Student:"sir aap admi ho ya

pajama, kitni baar bolu

light nahi

thi.. ??..    

Teacher Shock - Student

Rock..

Ek Pahalwaan, jo 6 feet

Lamba aur strong tha,

bus me ja rha tha..

.

Conductor:"Bhai sahab

Ticket

.

Pahalwaan:" ham Ticket

nahi liya karte..

Conductor Ghabra gaya,

par kuchkar na saka,

par vo ye baat dil pe le

gayaa aur gym join kar

liya..

Daily wo pahalwaan se

puchta aurpahalwaan bolta

ham ticket nhi lete

.

Aise 6 months nikal gye...

.

Ab conductor bhi pahalwan

ki tarah tagda ho gya...

.

Agle Din conductor:" Bhai

ticket lele..

Pahalwaan:" Hum ticket nhi

lete..

.

Conductor:" chaati dikhate

hue"Q nhi leta bey ??

.

.

Pahalwaan:" Pass banwa

rakha hai, isliye nhi

leta.. :p:O :P :P :P :P 

Ek Shaitani Chudeil ne

Buzurg pati Patni ko Pakad

liya..

Chudeil:" Mai Tum Dono ki

Ek- Ek khwaish Poori kar

sakti hu

Patni:" Mujhe apne Pati k

Saath Duniya Ghumni hai

Chudeil ne chaddi Ghumayi

aur Wolrd Tour ki Do Ticket

aa gayi

Chudeil ne Pati se poocha:"

tumhe kya chahiye ??

Pati:" Mujhe apne se 30

saal choti patni chahiye

Chudeil ne Chaddi Ghumayi

aur Pati ko 90 Saal ka kar

Diya..

.

To Kya seekha sabne is

Kahani se:

.

.

.

.

.

"Aadmi ko Yaad Rakhna

chahiye ke Aakhir Chudiel

bhi to Ek Aurat hi

hai...   

Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hoti hai

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain,
Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hai

Woh hamari gali me aaye�
Woh hamari gali me aaye�
Woh hamari gali me aaye�
Aur chillake bole�..
Paper Raddi wala !!!!!

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum.

Duniya main 3 chezee kabhi bhi aa sakti hai
�paisa�
�mout�
�aur�
� aur�
�aur
� mera SMS..

Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana..
ager wo so rahi ho tu shor mat machana,
jab wo jage tu dheere say MUSKURANA
phir khana KUNJUS sms karoo!

Khuda se Scooter manga..Car di;
Apartment manga.. bangla diya;
dost manga to tumhain diya..
Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kia

Log ishq karte hain,Bade shor ke saath.
Humne bhi kiya,Bade zor ke saath.
Magar ab karenge,Thoda gaur ke saath.
Kyonki kal usko dekha,Kisi aur ke saath

Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par,
laakh rupaye ki bat thi, do rupaye main ho gayee...

Aaye woh meri kabr par,
Diya buja ke chale gaye,
Diye mein jo tel tha,
Sar pe laga ke chale gaye...

Rok do mere janaje ko mujhme jaan aa gai,
Pichhe mudke dekho yaron daru ki dukan aa gai....

Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
To hum madhosh ho gaye,
Par jab pata chala ki nazare hi tirchhi hai,
To hum behosh ho gaye...!!!

Do pal ki bhi khushi na mile to kya,
Umar bhar gum ke sahare ji lenge,
Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi,
Hum Aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge..

Ques : shadi me dulhe ke saath Baarati kyun jate hain ? ? ?
Ans :- kyunki bade kehte hain ki kisiki khushi mein Jao na jao par musibat me zarur jana

Vodafone walo ka kutta aaj subah hi chal basa.
Ab vo monkey se add karvana chahte hai.
Tumhe meri dosti ki kasam wada karo tum nahi Jaoge.
Keep smiling........

Lady - shoes dikhaiye.
Shopkeeper :- kitne number ka ?
Lady - 36 no.
Shopkeeper :- jaao madam jaao, ghar se soch kar nikla karo Kyalena hai.

Jab kanjusi ka oskar diya jayega
tab tumhar naam sabse aage hoga
galti se ek sms bhi mat karna
warna oskar kisi aur ko chala jayega.

Mat pucho sms ki inteha kaha tak hai,
aap kanjusi kr lo aap ki takat jaha tak hai,
sms ki umid hume nahi,
hume to dekhna hai aap kanjus kaha tak hai

If Malika plays roll of Draupadi,
Duryodhan will say pheli bhabhi ko sari to pehna,
hum to dekhen ye vastro mein kaisi lagti hai..?

Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom
&amp; without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all!

Vodafone walo ka kutta aaj subah hi chal basa.
Ab vo monkey se add karvana chahte hai.
Tumhe meri dosti ki kasam wada karo tum nahi Jaoge.
Keep smiling...

If Malika plays roll of Draupadi,
Duryodhan will say pheli bhabhi ko sari to pehna,
hum to dekhen ye vastro mein kaisi lagti hai..?

Wo ful hi kya ful jisme khushbu na ho,
wo kagaj hi kya jispe likha na ja sake
aur wo dil hi kya jisme dard na ho...

Pyar me zuba chup ho to ANKHE bolti he,
ankhe chup ho to DIL ki dhadkan bolti he,
or dil ki dhadkan chup ho to?
Duniya bolti he-RAM NAAM SATYA HE.

Aansu tere nikle to ankhein meri ho
Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho
Khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho
Jutiyan aapke paren aur kartoot meri ho

1 Murgi Supr Markt gai or kha:
1Anda dena.
Salsmn: Tum ande ka kya krogi?
Murgi: Mre Murghy ne kha h Darlng!
5Rs k Liy Tum Apna Figre Khrab Mat kro.

Aap aik brilliant,
beautiful,
genius,
smart,
nice,
gud looking,
intelligent,
respectful,
kind,
ideal larkay ka sms par rahe ho.


girl friend is night partner.
wife is life partner.
girl friend for fun,
wife for son.
girl friend is cake,
wife is head attack.

Machar ki makhi se ho gyi shadi,
ek hi raat me ho gyi barbadi
Machar bola apni to kismat hi khoti hai,
Makhi raat ko"MORTEIN" lga k soti hai.

Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha-
"apne bade bhai ke pair chu rahe ho,
Very good boy"
Ladka:-"Ha, bhabhiji"

Mohabbat ho jaye .. .. ..
Ya .. .. ..
Macchar Kate .. .. ..
Anjam 1 Hi Hai .. .. ..
what? .. .. ..
Raat ko neend nahi aati..!

A Boy in Archies Gallry-
aisa Card hi jispe likha ho
"Main sirf or sirf tumse pyar karta hu
Shopkeepar-Mil jayenge Boy-18 Card pack kar do..

Once a sardar was looking at a "WANTED" Poster
and was wondering - Saala "WANTED" tha to..
photo kheechne ke baad usse jaane kyon diya?

Message of the year:-
Women live a better,
longer &amp; peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple� A woman does not have a wife..!!

Biwi(Ghusse Main): Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!! Husband (Pyar Se): To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho

Man:Sir,my wife is missing.
Postmaster:bhai ye post office hai
police station me complain dijiye
Man:Kya karon,khushi k mare kuch samajh nhi aa rha..

Teri yaad dil se jane nhi denge,
Tere jesa dost khone bhi nhi denge,
Sharafat se roz SMS kia kro wrna,
Ek kaan k niche denge or rone bhi nahie denge


Is Kadar hum apko chahte hai
ke duniya wale jal jate hai,
Yun to hum sabko ullu banate hai,
Par aap jara jaldi ban jaate hai.

1srdar INDIAN flag lene gaya.
Flag dekh kar kuch bola jise sunkar
shopkepr behosh ho gaya.
WHAT???
.
.
.
.
bhaiya ismey or color b dikhao

Message of the year:-
Women live a better,
longer &amp; peaceful life..!!
Why?
Very simple
A woman does not have a wife..!!

agar kabhi apko mera MSG n mile
to Plz fikar mat karna kyoki....
maine MSG ki fectori nahi kholi hai.....!!!

Jung me Raju ne Bullett Proof Jacket
ki Jagah Machher Daani Pehani Aisa kyo?
Jis me Machher nahi Ghus Sakta
uss me Goli kya khaak Ghusegi


agar koi ladki apko bhai kahe
to ghabrana mat
kyonki bhai bole to
B:best
h: husband
a:avalibale
i:in india
send to all bhai log

Santa: Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni: Fir?
Santa: Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni: Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa:- Mera BETA..

Meri ankho ko sapne fir dikha gaya koi,
buzhti sason me mahak fir jaga gaya koi,
kya ye sachmuch pyar hai,
ya Chutiya fir se bana gaya koi.

1kunwri ladki ko bcha ho gya
uske bapne pucha-
yeh kis ka bcha he?
ladki-papa chota chta rechrg dlwati thi
pta nhi kisne ye life time pack dal diya.


Aisi Konsi jagaha Hai?
Jahan Ameer se Ameer insaan
B Katori le k khada rehta Hai?
Pani Puri wale k paas.

Ekta ka New Serial:Kahani Bistar Ki
QuKI Condom B Kabhi Phata Tha
Kasauti Bra Panty Ki
Kabhi to Khada Hoga.
Only on Star-Sex


kyun chalti hai pawan?
bcoz of evaporation.....
kyun jhoome hai gagan?
bcoz of rotation....
kyun machalta hai maan??
simply bcoz of indigestion

jb dekha unhone tirshi nazar se
to hm madhosh ho gye.
par jb pata chala k nazar hi tirshi hai ,
to hm behosh ho gye......

Tere dil me 1 chota sa kona chahiye
tu hai to na chandi na sona chahiye
Bhar to du main SMS se inbox tera
Par tuje padhna likhna b to aana chahi

A Girl Proudly Says:
Meri To Har Sans Pe 1 ladka Marta Hai...
Boy- Yaar Phir Tum Koi Achha ToothPaste Istemal Kyon Nhi Karti!


Arz kiya hai..
Moorkh tha shahjahan
jo kar gya kharcha itna taj par,
har roj nayi mumtaz aa jati us kharche ke byaj par..

Boy: Mujh sey shadi karogi ...?
Girl: Kya? Boy: Achchi film hai na ... !
Girl: Kutte ke bacche ...
Boy: What !!??
Girl: Kitane cute hote hain na


jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
dur kahi ek naya janam paoge
is baar jo hua bahut bura hua
agli baar tum ek lambi puch or
char taange paoge

Insan Ki 4 Maa Hoti He
1 Jisne Paida Kia
1 Vidya Maa
1 Sasu maa
1 Jiske Bare Me Mummy Kehti He
Oye Raat K 2 Baje Apni Maa Se Baat Kar Raha He

kya kare in dosto ka ..
dhire-2 hume bhulane lage hai
bhaja karte the kitne hi sms rojana..
ab ek msg k liye bhi tarsane lage hai..